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Quotes from Robert A. Heinlein

Me, I had never been sure – only thing I was sure of was that Dr. Chan would not himself sit on a target. But he might not warn his old mother.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Ben m'boy," Jubal said gently, "as a reporter you are hard-working and sometimes readable.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Need I point out that, despite the old saw about uneasy heads and crowns, it is nevertheless safer to be publicly a king than it is to be a pretender in hiding? A king can usually abdicate to save his neck; a pretender may renounce his pretensions but it makes his neck no safer—less so, in fact; it leaves him naked to his enemies.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
If a word for a concept isn't in a language, then its culture simply doesn't have the referent the missing word would symbolize." "Oh, twaddle, Stinky! Animals fight—and ants even conduct wars. Are you trying to tell me they have to have words for it before they can do it?
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Once in a great while lips meet and two spirits merge for a time and the universe is right and complete and the planets wheel in their proper places. Once in a while the lonely, broken spirit of man is healed and made whole. For a while his quest is over and his questions are answered.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
A verbalizing race has words for every old concept . . . and creates new words or new definitions for old words whenever a new concept comes along. Always! A nervous system that is able to verbalize cannot avoid verbalizing; it's automatic.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
What was "grokking"? He had been using the word for a week—and he didn't grok it.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
there used to be, dirtside, a legal defenses called diminished capacity and not guilty by reason on insanity. These concepts would bewilder a Loonie. In Luna City a man would necessarily be of diminished mental capacity to even think about rape; to carry one out would be the strongest possible proof of insanity - but among Loonies such mental disorders would not gain a rapist any sympathy. loonies do not psychoanalyze a rapist; they kill him. Now. Fast. Brutally.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Religion is a solace to many people and it is even conceivable that some religion, somewhere, really is Ultimate Truth. But in many cases, being religious is merely a form of conceit.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Whenever the citizens fix their attention on one issue to the exclusion of others, the situation is ripe for scalawags, demagogues, ambitious men on horseback.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Minds me of a married woman who was very proud of her virtue. She slept with other men only when her husband was away.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
You know the classification of cultures into 'Apollonian' and 'Dionysian.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
That's the beauty about this business. You don't have to know anything; you just have to know where to find out.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Pick one. A theocracy ruled by witchburners. Or a fascist socialism designed by schoolboys. Or a crowd of hard-boiled pragmatists who favor shooting the horse that misses the hurdle. Step right up! Only one to a customer.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from? I felt a headache coming on, but a headache powder is one thing I do not take. I did once—and you all went away. So I crawled into bed and whistled out the light. You aren't really there at all. There isn't anybody but me—Jane—here alone in the dark. I miss you dreadfully!
~ Robert A. Heinlein
If you boys and girls had to sweat for your toys the way a newly born baby has to struggle to live you would be happier . . . and much richer. As it is, with some of you, I pity the poverty of your wealth.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Man is the animal who laughs
~ Robert A. Heinlein
One more point. The aspect of Venus is most favorable and potentially dominant over that of Mars. Venus symbolizes yourself, of course, but Mars is both your husband and young Smith—as a result of the unique circumstances of his birth. This throws a double burden on you and you must rise to the challenge; you must demonstrate those qualities calm wisdom and restraint which are peculiarly those of woman.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
The only constant thing in these shifting, fairy-chess worlds is human love.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits;
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it's eight times as good as any other method. Its worst fault is that its leaders reflect their constituents—a
~ Robert A. Heinlein
He had more than his share of that streak of anarchy which was the birthright of every American;
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it's eight times as good as any other method. Its worst fault is that its leaders reflect their constituents—a low level, but what can you expect?
~ Robert A. Heinlein