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Quotes from Robert A. Heinlein

Manuel, on some subjects I don't trust even myself. Limiting the freedom of news 'just a little bit' is in the same category with the classic example 'a little bit pregnant.' We are not yet free nor will we be as long as anyone—even our ally Mike—controls our news. Someday I hope to own a newspaper independent of any source or channel. I would happily set print by hand, like Benjamin Franklin.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Bir kaplan?n s?rt?nda yolculuk etmenin en önemli kural?, kulaklar?n? asla b?rakmamakt?r.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Any conversation with Smith turned up at least one bit of human behavior which could not be justified logically, at least in terms that Smith could understand, and attempts to do so were endlessly time-consuming.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Sir, talking with a Martian is like talking with an echo. You don't get argument but you don't get results.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
My old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards'.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
May I ask this? Under what circumstances is it moral for a group to do that which is not moral for a member of that group to do alone?" "Uh . . . that's a trick question." "It is the key question, dear Wyoming. A radical question that strikes to the root of the whole dilemma of government. Anyone who answers honestly and abides by all consequences knows where he stands—and what he will die for.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Least hypothesis" held no place of preference; Occam's razor could not slice the prime problem, the Nature of the Mind of God (might as well call it that to yourself, you old scoundrel; it's a short, simple, Anglo-Saxon monosyllable, not banned by having four letters—and as good a tag for what you don't understand as any).
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Was there any basis for preferring any one sufficient hypothesis over another? When you simply did not understand a thing: No! And Jubal readily admitted to himself that a long lifetime had left him completely and totally not understanding the basic problems of the Universe.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Jubal paused, surprised at himself. He had intended to make the usual agnostic approach . . . and found himself compulsively following his legal training, being an honest advocate in spite of himself, attempting to support a religious belief he did not hold but which was believed by most human beings. He found that, willy-nilly, he was attorney for the orthodoxies of his own race against—he wasn't sure what. An unhuman viewpoint.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Mike did not seem to grasp the idea of Creation itself. Well, Jubal wasn't sure that he did, either—he had long ago made a pact with himself to postulate a Created Universe on even-numbered days, a tail-swallowing eternal-and-uncreated Universe on odd-numbered days—since each hypothesis, while equally paradoxical, neatly avoided the paradoxes of the other—with, of course, a day off each leap year for sheer solipsist debauchery.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry. N.B.: Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything—you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Little Brother...precious darling...little imp with lively legs and lovely lewd lascivious lecherous licentious libido...beautiful bumps and pert posterior...with soft voice and gentle hands. My baby darling.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
An infantryman can fight only if somebody else delivers him to his zone; in a way I suppose pilots are just as essential as we are.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
martyrdom. If Mike had given them something big—like stereo, or bingo—but he gave them the Truth. Or a piece
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Government! Three-fourths parasitic and the rest stupid fumbling—
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Peace" is a condition in which no civilian pays any attention to military casualties which do not achieve page-one, lead-story prominence—unless that civilian is a close relative of one of the casualties. But, if there ever was a time in history when "peace" meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Marriage is a young man's disaster and an old man's comfort." He
~ Robert A. Heinlein
If you got good elective officials in your day, it was a happy accident, better than you deserved.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Good luck, boys! This time we take 'em!
~ Robert A. Heinlein
We used these rifles in field exercises to simulate a lot of deadlier and nastier aimed weapons, too.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Well, I suppose it did.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
He shall rule them with a rod of iron. —Revelations II:25
~ Robert A. Heinlein
The moment I put it on, that suit became an old, familiar, and valued friend—and I became taller and wider across the shoulders. It could not have fit better if it had been made on my body. It knew things about me I wouldn't learn for years yet, and approved of them all.
~ Robert A. Heinlein