Quotes from Randy Chandler

A woman lies down with the devil, she should expect to cach some hell. One way or another.

Every night at 2:37 a.m., I walk outside my apartment complex, naked, and I stand in the middle of the road and scream. I scream loud enough to wake up my neighbors, long enough that my voice goes hoarse. One time, I almost got hit by

If one isn't ready for the feedback, one shouldn't ask.

The rain came down in buckets." [I know, I know, but I was only 13.]

Yes. Within three minutes of making her acquaintance, he'd wanted to fuck this bug-eyed weirdo blind. Yes.

This morning I put ground glass in my wife's pancakes.