Quotes from Jason Sudeikis

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

I'd like to extend my career a little bit into different genres.

When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

I don't know where I'm gonna be two weeks at a time, much less the thing I'm making. I'm just flattered to get the opportunity to do it and to get asked to do it.

I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they're from a different time and era.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

I'd love to do a drama.

Growing up, my sisters were both into dancing, so I went to a lot of dance recitals, mostly because there were always pretty girls in leotards.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

You start at 'SNL' when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my 'SNL' years.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to get to 30 Rock.

I don't know if the idea of a career in show business or in the arts in general was looked down upon as much as by baby boomers as it was by their parents.

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.