Quotes from David Brenner

We're careful not to saturate people.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable; it's how you spend the time.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things--even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but not so intrusive that it interrupts the creative flow of the show.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.