Quotes from Joel Rosenberg

Miscellaneous is always the largest category.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry and porcelain. —John Adams

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.