Quotes from Charlaine Harris

Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage, Bill said politely, But I have my own wine cellar.

I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS?

You never told me all this before, I said, by way of explanation. You all have divided up America into kingdoms, is that right?

You might have been paid back enough to suit you I said, but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.

The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I'll never be an average woman.

I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!

What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.

You can hold on to me for as long as you want. Let go of the pain, Sookie. - Eric, Club dead.

I abjure you," Alcide said. Colonel Flood winced, and young Sid, Amanda, and Culpepper looked both astonished and impressed, as if this were a ceremony they'd never thought to witness. "I see you no longer. I hunt with you no longer. I share flesh with you no longer.

Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul... you have brought light back into my life

Sometimes you just have to roll in it.

No matter how we suffer, we have an obligation to others. We have to be unselfish enough to try to live in the right way, so others can get through their own lives without us fouling them up.

Who wants a bag of bones?" he said, with absolute sincerity. "I don't want to hurt myself on the sharp edges of the woman I'm bedding.

The sweetest part of being a couple was sharing your life with someone else.

Pam. Listen.' 'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.' 'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.' 'Fuck a zombie!' - Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris

Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

Pam said, Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most ...

If this was The Lord of the Rings and I had a smart British voice like Cate Blanchett, I could tell you the background of the events of that fall in a really suspenseful way. And you'd be straining to hear the rest.

God bless the American spectator.

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.

Finally, I drew in a long breath. It was noisy and painful and just heaven.

Hoyt was by himself right under one of the portable lights rigged up for the occasion. He had his hands thrust in his pockets, and he looked more serious than I'd ever seen him. There was something strange about the sight, and after a second I figured out why. It was one of the few times I'd ever seen Hoyt alone.

Should we do this now? Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. You waiting for an engraved invite? Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.