Quotes from Charlaine Harris

Sookie: Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to you. Eric: Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table. Pam rolled her eyes. You two, she said.

Food, the southern offering on the altar of crisis.

I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam

Then was ashamed of myself. I should be happy for what I'd been given. I hoped God hadn't noticed my lapse in appreciation.

It can be tiring knowing so many people with hidden depths," Joe said. "Some days, shallow is good.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

I had never seen so many cute men in one place in my life. But I could tell they were not for me. Russell was like the gay vampire Hugh Hefner, and this was the Playboy Mansion, with an emphasis on the boy.

What I think I'll do,' Alcide said, 'is I'll do my best to yank Debbie from my roots. And then I'll turn up at your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire. And then we'll be happy ever after? I smiled. He nodded.

May I search it? she asked. We screen for weapons. I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. Of course not. I have no weapons.

Dated" in Selah's book, being a euphemism for "had enthusiastic and frequent sex with".

That is what we are. Death.

But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

What had set the fae world off? I`d never seen one. Now you couldn`t throw a trowel without hitting a fairy.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. Save the drama for your mama I told her just like an eleven-year-old.

My pride had risen up and whopped me in the face. I don't lose my temper a lot, but when I do, I make a good job of it.

That's just not right, Sam muttered. Claude needs to keep his pants on.

what she had was hers absolutely, not to be touched by other hands without proper permission being asked and granted.

No one would ever like him; he would never be accused of being unfair.

Oh, no, I love going into a pen of lions wearing a sign that says Edible Lamb ." -- Manfred

Half of me (pathetically) wanted to let him know I'd kept the faith; half of me wanted to get in the toolshed and sharpen me some stakes.

But I have no sex feelings about you, and I kind of feel the sleeping-together thing is just odd. So we're not doing the fairy sleep-athon of comfort anymore.

we had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had.