Quotes from Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Let Catholics build their own churches and works.

There is no such thing as Russian fascism. You won't find a single Russian who considers Russians to be a superior race and who advocate expulsion of aliens.

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

Americans try to talk about positive family values, although the actual state of things is disastrous.

The civilized world needs to think about a decision when single politicians are not allowed to stay in power.

There is no problem with the opening of new houses of prayer for Lutherans and Pentecostals.

Europe has united, China is growing speedily and Russia possesses immense power in terms of fuel resources. The US administration cannot do anything about it.

The West will have to choose: either to come to terms with Russians, or to receive a retaliatory blow. This retaliatory blow will not be by means of war. We will resort to the same weapon: nationalism.

If Russia rises, it means that the USA falls down.

I'm against the capturing of Eastern Orthodox temples.

The only thing I oppose is persecuting of Eastern Orthodox priests and temples.

Military police is very timely for our army.

We don't need this religious cosmopolitanism. It's no good.

I didn't sign any contracts, and I didn't see any oil.

I've never signed any contract and never received a cent from Iraq.

The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention.

And, for instance, Baptists, Adventists, Lutherans, Pentecostals - let them exist on line with others.

Here in Russia,, in many cities, people are irritated by Caucasian intrusion. Caucasians come from foreign countries; they are ubiquitous: in markets, shops, hotels, restaurants. They misbehave, and in this sense we have feelings similar to those that the Germans have toward the Turks and the French toward Algerians.

We must force the government to stop the bird migration. We must shoot all birds, field all our men and troops... and force migratory birds to stay where they are.

Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention.

We'll surely stop the work of all western Christian and eastern religions, and also Islam.

Russia is an Eastern Orthodox country.

We'll limit in all ways the work of religious faiths which are foreign to us.

The matter of international relations is very subtle and exquisite.