Quotes from Karin Gillespie

If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

The higher the hair, the closer to God.

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.

Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.

Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.

Don't be so openminded your brain falls out.

My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Church Parking Only. Violaters will be baptized.

When someone gets you hot and bothered, turn on the prayer conditioner.

Jesus is the quicker picker-upper.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Fear knocked and faith answered.

Beware the high cost of low living.

Sorrows don't drown; they briefly submerge only to float to the surface with greater fierceness.

of a copperhead. When he

Aaron always maintained that genre writers were formulaic, predictable and had no respect for Craft. And romance was the least appealing of all the genres. Why bother reading a book when you knew what the outcome would be?

The Story of an Hour" by Kate Chopin.