Quotes from Kathy Lette

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. A mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

Home is where the heartache is.

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.

When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'" - Lockie

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off.

I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Women are each other's Wonderbras: uplifting, supportive, making each other look bigger and better. (50 shades of feminism)

Buvimas pavyzdžiu savo paaugliams atima bet kok? džiaugsm? iš vidutinio amžiaus žmoni?.

Mae West wrote her novels to disprove the accepted notion that, as a woman, it was considered stupid to be too clever. In a man's world, she had what it took to take what they had.

The idea that there's someone for everyone is mathematically impossible. I found my Mr Right and he ended up being a Right Bastard. As did yours.

It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death - Victoria