Quotes from Linda Sunshine

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.

the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.