Quotes from Mae West

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose their feelings.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one