Quotes from Simon Munnery

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

All men are brothers. Hence war.

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.