Quotes from Lev L. Spiro

In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.