Quotes from David Finch

The greatest thing a man can do for himself is to marry someone who is infinitely better than he is. And that's exactly what I did.

The greatest thing a man can do for himself is to marry someone who is infinitely better than he is. And that's exactly what I did.

Promises are just breaks in the rain. Sun comes out for a moment. Just long enough to make you hope. Then it always starts raining again.

I didn't want to get involved in an argument, so I lied, saying that I wasn't being crabby at all, I was just looking for a goddamn place to set the cake down in our disgusting pit of a refrigerator.

I hate unsolicited wetness.