Quotes from Ed Wood

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.

We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds.

Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?

One is always considered mad, when one discovers something that others cannot grasp.

It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller.

Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.

Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.

This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.

Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.

We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.

He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work.

In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work.

Modern man is a hard-working human.

The wind and the rain, gives this place a gleam that just isn't natural. And the ground, alive with crawling things, crawling death.