Quotes from Mira Grant

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

There weren't any fairy tales in the streets around me. If there was ever a Cinderella, her glass slippers shattered under her weight and she limped home bleeding from the ball.

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

He didn't have much strength to offer, but what he did have was hers without question.

I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.

...even saying good-bye isn't enough. There's always one more thing you should have had the time to say, or do, or ask. There's always going to be that one missing piece.

By the time Buffy finished its Bay Area theatrical run - including a two-month stint at the dollar theater - I had seen the movie well over three dozen times. I was in love.

When you're late in a fairy tale, people wind up dead. And not true-love's-kiss, glass-coffin-nap-time dead. Really dead, the kind of dead you don't recover from.

Time never runs backward when I need it to. Not for me, and not for anyone else.

That's the trouble with being scared all the time. Eventually, people just go numb.

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.?

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.