Quotes from Arthur Baer

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

[History is] petrified imagination.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

You can take a boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of a boy.

[History is] petrified imagination.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.