Quotes from Jase Robertson

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where that's not the case, and that's not good.

I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere he's at and stand in line to see him. I told Missy, my wife, 'The only person I'd stand in line for is God Almighty. You made the universe? All right, I'll get in line!'

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

I'm of the opinion that a duck does not change styles every time it crosses a state line. I think they sound the same way from Canada all the way to the coast. As far as championship calling... I realize that a duck could not win a world championship, and that's why I don't do that. When it comes to duck calling, our judges have wings.

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I know where the sound came from. But if you had your back to me and I holler and you turn around, you would assume somebody hollered. You want your decoys to represent the sound that you're making.

If people want to simulate a godly lifestyle - great. If they don't - good luck with that.

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.