Quotes from Julian Tuwim

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

Life--a lifelong death sentence.

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.