Quotes from Deacon Jones

How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

I never was very big on praying for victory. For God to give a big win to the Denver Broncos, wouldn't He have to take it away from somebody else, say, the Green Bay Packers?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you wanna keep Dick Butkus the fuck away from you.....

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

It took me a long time to figure out that real big-time success comes from taking lots of small, ordinary steps in the right direction. And you can't ever take the next step until you take the first.

Memory is what you did. Life is what you're doing.

The problem a guy who lies all the time faces is he never can tell when anybody else is telling the truth.

The only rules not meant to be broken are those of love and virtue.

If you feel like you want to die, it's time to sit down and make a list of all the things you haven't done yet.

Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.