Quotes from Don Herold

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

Some people have nothing but experience.

Babies are such a nice way to start people