Quotes from Gracie Allen

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.