Quotes from Bob Phillips

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

It is always dullest before the yawn.

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.