Quotes from Charles Farrar Browne

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybody else from enjoyin his.

I'm not a politician and my other habits air good.

My pollertics, like my religion, bein of a exceedin accommodatin character.

The prevailin weakness of most public men is to SLOP OVER! Washington never slopt over.

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

Pr?m?rný u?itel vypráví. Dobrý u?itel vysv?tluje. Výborný u?itel ukazuje. Nejlepší u?itel inspiruje.

We can't all be Washington, but we can all be Patriots.