Quotes from Craig Reucassel

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.