Quotes from David Koechner

I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish.

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

I never sweat about work. I just assume work's coming.

All of those measures of relationships that you have in your life help feed your and inform your ability to act.

I love bouncing between different genres. And comedy, obviously, is something I enjoy doing the most and I've had the most success with. But I'm open to all jobs and all genres.

Every character and person in life needs a voice and every once in a while I get to inhabit the voice of the misunderstood.

I think I went into poli-sci because I knew there was a stage, plus I thought I wanted to help people, and I realized in poli-sci that if you want to be a politician you're either born into it, or you've got an amazing brain, which those are rare - and I don't have one.

Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.

If you don't have self love you can never find it outside of yourself.

Whatever your religion is, it's to fully realize your potential of love. Is to have fully realized self love then you can give love to others around you and to whatever, whoever you meet.

You can only experience love if you have self love.

If I want to travel with my family I have to purchase 7 airline tickets.

We do have to be a witness to our art.