Quotes from Eric Jerome Dickey

Women were excited after sex, wired becasue in their minds the relationship was on beginning. Men went to sleep m the because for the orgasm had arrived and the relationship was done.

Every man kills the things that he loves. Some with a look, some with flattery, the coward with a kiss.

We tried it again and it didn't work out. Sour milk is always sour milk. When something goes bad it stays bad.You don't put sour milk in the refrigerator one day,and take it out the next and expect it to taste sweet.

wisdom ain't seeing what's in your face, but recognizing what's about to come!

can't blame a man for being human when human is all he'll ever be!

It's scary telling someone you care about, someone you love who you really are.

paranoia, the first cousin of a bastard named fear

the only perfect people are dead people, because their the only ones who can't make mistakes!

marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!

We see what we want to see. We idealize each other with our own fantasies.

not all thoughts have to become words!

every day a million miracles begin at sunrise!

you're just a side dish not the main course!

when you're honest with yourself, often times you betray someone else!

Physical attraction was about aesthetics, not sexual performance, not mental stimulation. Without a mental connection, a remarkable sexual performance yielded no lifelong guarantees. It was only lust. And lust was not love.

safety and love are both illusions!

Resentment makes anything possible.

i can become a new woman every day until i like the woman i become, then i can become her for a while, if not forever!

For some of us love comes into the room, kicks her shoes off, finds the most comfortable sofa, and lies down, rests, has no intention of going anywhere. For others love walks in smoking a cigarette, checking her watch every two seconds, jittery, with one hand on the doorknob, heart rate up, always in sprinter's position, ready to run.

a full moon is a flashlight so everyone can see your drama!

Most women got this thing called compassion. It doesn't make them foolish, just more forgiving. More capable of trying and hoping things worked out.

love is a mental illness, an obsessive-compulsive disorder romanticized!

It's impossible to explain creativity. It's like asking a bird, 'How do you fly?' You just do.

I want those young whipper-snappers to know that in days past we actually used to kill trees and make those things called books.