Quotes from Godfrey
Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.
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When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
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The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.
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I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.
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I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.
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Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!
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The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!
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But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.
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Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?
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I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.
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I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.
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