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Quotes from Paddy Chayefsky

This was the story of Howard Beale: The first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
You're not such a dog as you think you are.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
God save us from people who do the morally right thing. It's always the rest of us who get broken in half.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Howard Beale is processed, instant God, and right now it looks like he might just go over bigger than Mary Tyler Moore.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
I'm not a great writer. I'm a great rewriter.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
You British plundered half the world for your own profit. Let's not pass it off as the Age of Enlightenment.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
It's always the generals with the bloodiest records who are the first to shout what a hell it is. And it's always the war widows who lead the Memorial Day parades.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
I'm a human being, god-dammit. My life has value!
~ Paddy Chayefsky
You don't send a man to his death because you want a hero.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Television is the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Television is not the truth. Television is a god-damned amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a travelling troupe of acrobats, storytellers dancers, singers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion tamers and football players. We're in the boredom-killing business.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
The first dead man on Omaha Beach must be a sailor!
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Ma, sooner or later there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I've got to face is whateverit is women like, I ain't got it.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Artists don't talk about art. Artists talk about work. If I have anything to say to young writers, it's stop thinking of writing as art. Think of it as work.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
It's always the generals with the bloodiest records who are the first to shout what a hell it is. And it's always the war widows who lead the Memorial Day parades.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
We've established the most enormous medical entity ever conceived... and people are sicker than ever. We cure nothing! We heal nothing!
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Artists don't talk about art. Artists talk about work. If I have anything to say to young writers, it's stop thinking of writing as art. Think of it as work.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
His vital signs were taken, an electrocardiogram... which revealed occasional ventricular premature contractions. An intern took his history... and then he was promptly... simply... forgotten to death.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
I would like at this moment to announce that I will be retiring from this program in two weeks' time because of poor ratings. Since this show is the only thing I had going for me in my life, I've decided to kill myself. I'm going to blow my brains out right on this program a week from today. So tune in next Tuesday. That should give the public relations people a week to promote the show. You ought to get a hell of a rating out of that. 50 share, easy.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
I don't want to leave you alone. I want you to get mad.[…]You've got to say 'I'm a human being, god dammit! My life has value!
~ Paddy Chayefsky
Oh, there are no living poets, Miss Van Damn. We're not entirely sure there ever were. They've found some shreds of sonnets in England and, embedded in a chalk wall of a cave in France, some yet undetermined thing which might be the legendary inward eye. But all evidence, such as it is, suggests that, if there ever were poets, they were all burned into extinction during the interglacial period of despair.
~ Paddy Chayefsky
This was the story of Howard Beale: The first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings
~ Paddy Chayefsky