Quotes from Ian Holloway

My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.

He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.

I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season.