Quotes from J.K. Simmons

I was not a giant comic book fan as a kid, but to the extent that I did read comics, Spider-Man was always my favorite guy.

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job.

If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive, call them. Don't text, don't email. Call them. Listen to them for as long as they want to talk to you.

Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!

This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?