Quotes from Jim Goad

In case you were unaware, "woke" is a term used by urban teens to describe a mental state in which one believes they are cognizant of how the world really works but instead wouldn't have a clue if it slapped them in the face. Saying that someone is "woke" is a hip way of saying that they suffer from late-stage Dunning-Kruger effect.)

Anyone who hides within the crowd is a coward.

The same people who say they're against organized religion are all card-carrying members of the Church of Universal Human Equality, which is perhaps the best organized, most well-funded, and least tolerant mythological system on Earth. I don't even think Islam can compete.

I think it was Socrates who said if you can't win a one-way argument, just pretend that you can read your opponent's mind.

Under the Roman Empire, barbarians were the rural trash of their day. The word "pagan" is derived from the Latin pagus, meaning "country", and Romans used it disparagingly to describe country dwellers. Likewise, "heathen" originally meant those rural types who lived under cover of the heath. Both "pagan" and "heathen" are thus ancient verbal ancestors of "hillbilly.

there's a simpler reason that white collars hate white trash—rednecks were the ones who beat them up in high school. That's usually the only time white-collar white liberals were forced to mingle with white trash. High school was probably the most egalitarian social experiment they were ever required to make, and they haven't stopped running from it yet.

There are reams of evidence of technological innovations by the ancient Chinese, the ancient Indians, and the ancient Semites—emphasis on the "ancient.

Are you aware that non-racist, peace-licking, universal-personhood-touting communist governments slaughtered an estimated ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILLION PEOPLE in the 20th century? The commies beat Hitler 20-1. Their unbounded love for 'humanity' didn't seem to put a check on an even stronger love for controlling and killing human beings. So much for your murky notions of government-mandated humanism.

Mind you, you have to have women around you in order to beat them—at the very least, they need to be within arm's reach.

To me, "terrorism" is to "authorized military bombing" what a "cult" is to a "religion"—the main difference seems to be that neither the cults nor the terrorists have gone pro yet.

I'll hit anyone who's seriously threatening my life... that's what happened, and that's what sent me to prison.

If anything, I've probably tended more toward humor in my writing and veered more toward pleasure in my personal life.

My hatred is diamond-hard.

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

People can be so heartless and dirty.

One day scientists will more fully understand the chemistry and neuro-circuitry that differentiates love from lust. I couldn't begin to explain the mechanics, but I know that they feel differently.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

I'm alive, happier than I've ever been, and I'm doing exactly what I want.

In a perverse way, it's very patriarchal to think that women can't be malicious or violent.

When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.

In my long, long years toiling around the publishing industry, I've found that women simply don't stick to the writing with the same fervor that men do.

Equality is a nice idea, but it's entirely impossible to prove.

What's absolutely impossible to prove is the idea of innate and everlasting equality.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.