Quotes from Barry Switzer

The only way I'd ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black, and that's the only way I would do it.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious, offensive football game.

The key to his success? He's just faster than the guys chasing him.

The interceptions and two fumbles? Those just happened at the wrong time.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.