Quotes from Robert Brault

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.

Sometimes we give up a dream to play a larger role in someone else's dream.

One of life's regrets is that you didn't always tell the truth, and now it's too late, because the truth has changed.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.

Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up.

Always carry with you a little reasonable doubt, should you meet someone who needs to be found innocent.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties."

Each day is an opportunity to travel back into tomorrow's past and change it.

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

Sometimes you believe a thing that isn't true because in the world you wish to live in, it would be true.

[H]e doesn't reckon his dog has human feelings, but he sure lets you know when you hurt his instincts.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

Be happy, and a reason will come along.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

Lend, by your imperfections, self-esteem to others, and you will be invited everywhere.

It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

How we long to remove the clutter from our lives not realizing that the clutter is our lives.

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.