Quotes from Robert Brault

Some forgive and forget, more forgive and remember, most forgive and remind.

God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.

Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.

As a means to success, determination has this advantage over talent — that it does not have to be recognized by others.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.

A watched child never learns.

In the happiest of our childhood memories, our parents were happy, too.

What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.

The Seven Deadly Sins are a litany of victimless crimes, compiled to distract attention from the bloody felonies of the righteous.

Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.

Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.

The realist sees reality as concrete. The optimist sees reality as clay.

Know thyself, or at least keep renewing the acquaintance.

The trick to getting things done is to list things to do in doable order.

Do what you must, And your friends will adjust.

Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress.

Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn.

If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.

A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review.