Quotes from Heather Brewer

Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?

The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.

The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.

Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.

I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.