Quotes from John Walter Bratton

We can reveal that John's 85 That's a well known fact Telling Kathy's age would be a breach Of the Official Secrets Act

Gladys.. work has kept you fit And Bill.. you never moan Well life's not for carrying cases With a butler of your own

Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere

Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you

Yes, you're very very old But try to think of it as not being cursed After all, in a hostage situation You'd be released first!

Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind.

Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?

On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?

If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter

Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead, as it's your birthday Delusion, today, is just fine

Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61

Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'

Dad's are the treasures of the world!

Dad: someone who hopes his son will turn out just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.

Dad, Thanks for being my biggest fan, even when I strike-out.

If I could choose the perfect Dad There's no one I would rather Have Dad, than you Dad Coz you go further, Father Happy Birthday Father

Today is very For it's about a special birth For the very finest Dad That ever walked upon this Earth

If I could choose from all the fathers in the world, Dad, I'd choose you!

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning

As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your special day.

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past