Quotes from Tanya Masse

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!

Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.

I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I'm petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!

Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!

Motherhood is a constant battle of going to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and staying awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!

Acknowledge and voice the positives LOUDER than the negatives.

AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

Don't waste any of your precious time or energy on negativity. There's no time for that nonsense.

When you open your mind, you let happiness in.

Gratitude makes you a better, stronger, wiser person. Ingratitude makes you a negative, angry, miserable person. Which person do you choose to be?

These days, "getting lucky" means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it's still HOT!

Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.

I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

I'd like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them "BEANS", smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!

Do not, for one more minute, spend your precious time and energy on or surround yourself with people who are less than you deserve.

Don't ever let anyone bring you down, define who you are or destroy your AWESOMENESS.

Stay HIGH on AWESOMENESS so reality cannot destroy you!

Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way.

Always remember that the most important things in this life are not things. Stay safe, stay strong and stay together.