Quotes from Andrew Dice Clay

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don't raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.

You walk into my bedroom at night, it looks like a nightclub. There's all kinds of lighting effects, there's all kinds of music. I want them to feel like they're in for a show. I believe in romance.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was.

I just like to make people laugh.

I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.