Quotes from David Lee Roth

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!

I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.

The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

Radio as we know it is pretty much changing completely.

I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.