Quotes from Anonymous

Autumn is the perfect time to take account of what we've done, what we didn't do, and what we'd like to do next year.

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel.

Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.

When life throws you scraps, make a quilt.

Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real.

Touch me not.

And the chief captain answered, With a great sum obtained I this freedom. And Paul said, But I was free born.

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient.

A book… sealed with seven seals.

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Pink is not just a color, it's an attitude.

Your life may be the only Bible some people read.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head.

As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, O God.My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God.

Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

He rode upon a cherub, and did fly: yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.

Though he slay me, yet will I trust in him.

Oh, Paddy, dear, an' did ye hear the news that's goin' round? The shamrock is forbid by law to grow on Irish ground! No more St. Patrick's Day we'll keep, his colour can't be seen, For there's a cruel law agin' the Wearin' o' the green.

The door to safety swings on the hinges of common sense.