Quotes from Anonymous

Don't learn safety by accident.

Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.

You are my sonshine.

Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right.

Never hurt a ladybug We need them in the garden Ladybugs help flowers grow So we must give them pardon!

My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like.

What is your life? It is even a vapor, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.

Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life.

The right of the people to be secure… against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause.

If I had a hammer,I'd hammer in the morning,I'd hammer in the evening,All over this land.I'd hammer out danger,I'd hammer out a warning,I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,All over this land.

In the nineteenth century men lost their fear of God and acquired a fear of microbes.

A feast of fat things, a feast of wines on the lees.

Stitch your stress away.

A man that hath friends must show himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.

Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.

So the Lord blessed the latter end of Job more than his beginning.

Thy right hand, O Lord, is become glorious in power: thy right hand, O Lord, hath dashed in pieces the enemy.

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

Twice as much to love, two blessings from above.

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.

And Enoch walked with God.

What color should be seen Where our fathers' homes have been But their own immortal Green?