Quotes from Anonymous

If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile.

Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.Charity never faileth.

Let every soul consider what it has forwarded for the morrow. And fear God: God is aware of the things you do.

You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt.

In meditation we witness our thoughts without any judgment.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Then the Lord answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said,Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?Gird up now thy loins like a man.

You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going.

Be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

Behold, the hour is at hand, and the Son of man is betrayed into the hands of sinners.

Ye shall no more give the people straw to make brick.

Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned?Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned?

Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars.

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

Though all the trees in the earth were pens, and the sea—and seven seas after it to replenish it, yet would the Words of God not be spent.

I just hope God does not get bored of dreaming me.

The angel of the Lord went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses.So Sennacherib king of Assyria departed.

Weed 'em and reap.

I was eyes to the blind, and feet was I to the lame.

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.

No man hath seen God at any time.

There the wicked cease from troubling; and there the weary be at rest.

Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.