Quotes from Anonymous

Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones.

I scrapbook therefore I am - broke.

The light that cometh from her [wisdom] never goeth out.

Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.

Doubtful disputations.

Whoso boasteth himself of a false gift is like clouds and wind without rain.

Don't miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for that pot of gold.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

I am the Lord thy God.

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

The Lord bless thee, and keep thee:The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.

The land of the living.

Better is the life of a poor man in a mean cottage, than delicate fare in another man's house.

He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter.

Some pursue happiness, others create it.

For we must needs die, and are as water spilt on the ground, which cannot be gathered up again.

Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents.

[W]hat counts can't be counted.

Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist.

The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib.

The market takes the stairs up and the elevator down.