Quotes from Anonymous

Optimization hinders evolution.

Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother.

Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

People die but their good and bad memories live

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE

Reading music is the skill, while interpretation is the gift.

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.

Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.

Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...

Silence is one great art of conversation.

Smiles is the longest word, with a mile between two S's.

Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.

Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns.

Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.

Someday I will learn to stop procrastinating, but today is not that day.

Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO

Stupid is a boundless concept.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.