Quotes from Anonymous

To do my duty in that state of life unto which it shall please God to call me.

I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.

According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.

Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.

No one in this world needs a mink coat but a mink.

Judge each day not by it's harvest, but by the seeds you plant.

The camel, at the close of day, Kneels down upon the sandy plain To have his burden lifted off And rest again. My soul, thou too should to thy knees When daylight draweth to a close, And let thy Master lift the load And grant repose.

The tragedy is not that things are broken. The tragedy is that they are not mended again.

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.

Turn your stumbling blocks into stepping stones.

Good judgement comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgement.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Failure is not in losing, but in no longer believing that winning is worthwhile.

A mistake is not a failure, but evidence that someone tried to do something.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment.

Failure is not sweet, but it need not be bitter.

The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Some people tell us that there ain't no Hell, But they never farmed, so how can they tell?

As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.

Resentments are burdens we don't need to carry.

A Christian could even give thanks for Hell, because Hell was a threat and a warning to keep him in the right way.