Quotes from Anonymous

Yet a little sleep a little slumber a little folding of the hands to sleep.

For my family to go on living the way they are living now I can't just die. I've got to die accidentally.

The other night while lying on a couch I reviewed the high point of my life and fell asleep!

He wasn't one who wanted to look back on his life and say "I wish I spent more time in the office."

Being of sound mind I spent every cent I ever had.

If you don't go to people's funerals they won't come to yours.

The future will look futuristic only because we will be trying to make it look futuristic.

Can you hear Destiny laugh as she tiptoes toward you? Destiny is heartless.

If traveling was free, you'd never see me again.

Don't tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you traveled.

Soon learnt soon forgotten.

One little six-year-old took home a note saying he need not come to school since he was "too stupid to learn." That boy was Thomas Edison.

Last words when sending our boy to college: "If there's anything you want call us and we'll show you how to live without it."

She's an honor student. She's always saying "Yes Your Honor. No Your Honor."

Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.

There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells.

Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month.

A kindergarten teacher is a woman who knows how to make little things count.

When asked to spell Mississippi the boy asked "The river or the state?"

Letter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369."

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle.

Boy handing over his report card: Of course I seem stupid to my teachers . . . they're all college graduates.

There is one art, no more, no less, to do all things with artlessness.