Quotes from Anonymous

Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules;Of Hector, and Lysander, and such great names as these;But of all the world's brave heroes, there's none that can compareWith a tow, row, row, row, row, row for the British Grenadier.

To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know what works for you. To be "in fashion" could be a disaster on 90 percent of women. You are not a page out of Vogue.

Hew not too high lest the chips fall in thine eye.

I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won't do what I want it to, but only what I tell it.

The ladybug's a beetle. It's shaped like a pea. Its color is a bright red With lots of spots to see. Although the name is ladybug Some ladybugs are men. So why don't we say "gentleman bug" Every now and then?

A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.

One faire day in winter makes not birds merrie.

Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?

Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.

Oh, freedom! Oh, freedom!Oh, freedom over me!And before I'd be a slave, I'll be buried in my grave,And go home to my Lord and be free.

Around the world thoughts shall flyIn the twinkling of an eye.

Love, she said, should be said more slowly, and ran from the house. Words could not catch her as such. Honesty is so slow, that is the trouble.

One white foot—try him,Two white feet—buy him,Three white feet—look well about him;Four white feet—go without him.

No painter's brush, nor poet's pen In justice to her fame Has ever reached half high enough To write a mother's name.

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs,The homely hen lays one.The codfish never cacklesTo tell you what she's done.And so we scorn the codfish,While the humble hen we prize,Which only goes to show youThat it pays to advertise.

If you live each day as it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right.

Grandmas don't just say "that's nice" — they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money's worth out of grandmas.

When Jesus comes, the shadows depart.

One more river,And that's the river of Jordan,One more river,There's one more river to cross.